Movie review - Cobra

BASIC PLOT
Lt marian cobretti (Stallone) must protect the only surviving witness to a murder committed by The Night Slasher and his murderous cult.




CAST
Sylvester stallone as Marion cobretti
Brigitte nielsen as Ingrid
Brian thompson as The night slasher

FACT
In the supermarket scene the cameraman and boom are reflected in Slys glasses. Also this movie was ment to be called BEVERLY HILLS COP(1984) but Stallone wanted to do an action flick and not a comedy so he left the project and made this.

THOUGHTS AND BEST BITS
As a kid i did love the end shoot out in the hotel and the continuing shoot out on the truck as it goes all out. But now its utter shite haha i mean its sooooo poor. I would only watch this for a laugh now or to mock it this is never gonna fall into the classics section of movies this is just utter arse gravy.

If films were sex this would be clamidia. Its pure film filth with Stallone in huge silver TOPGUN(1986) glasses that could blind Stevie Wonder. And the bad guy well hes an extra in THE TERMINATOR(1984) hes the guy at the start of the movie Arnie jacks and kills to get his outfit lol hes no leading man as far as movies and playing a bad guy so dont hold out much on him acting or anything. As for Brigitte Nielsen hahaha shes got the acting abilities of a pencil...... with aids. The end fight scene is with a guy thats got a chin the size of my coffee table then Stallone picks him up and impales him onto a passing hook. The hook i might add was the size of a desk chair and gave a better performance than Nielsen lol.

Best quote: "this is where the law stops and i start... sucker".

87 mins long. cert 18. 1986

I give this sucker 2 out of 10 on my finger scale.